Sunday, December 4, 2011

Being from Oklahoma

I'm fixin' to tell you something about being from Oklahoma. Being Oklahoman doesn't mean that I'm not educated. I may say "ain't" and "y'all" and call you "Sweetie" or 'Honey" and I might "bless a lot of hearts" and I might even "piddle around". I'll greet you with a big "Howdy" or "Hey Y'all". All soda pop is "Coke" and if I ask for "sugar", it means I want a KISS. I'm polite and say "Ma'am..." and "Sir". And if you hear an Oklahoman say, "Oh, hell no!!" you'd better run. P.S. if you don't know where yonder is then you ain't from Oklahoma!

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