Friday, October 28, 2011

What's it called when #ows protester gets head shot by tear gas cannister? "Collateral Damage"

Imam-O-bama calls for kinder, gentler prayers in Damascus. Apparently, the newly released ain't workin'. Dust off Ur rugs & yodel!

Goat Roper Nite @ U Mecca Me Hot Gay Bar & Rib Joint n Damascus! Best goat roper wins a new Stetson & a new bride to take home tonight!

Creepy Sharia Night @ Damascus, U Mecca Me Hot Bar & Rib Joint! Best Burqa wins stunt-broke camel! Best prayer rug drinks free!

Hot tonite at Damascus, U Mecca Me Hot Gay Bar & Rib Joint! Bring your prayer bankie & Wesson Oil. Virgin lamb round-up! Bar shots $1!

Kill Syria! Send bullets/firearms NOW! Reading that lying tome sure makes em peaceful - the koran, written by prehensiles 4 cave monkeys.

Donate 2 a worthy cause - send ammo 2 Syria. They need it NOW! Pass it NOW! The more they kill, the less 4 Israel 2 kill! Bullets now!

It's Friday prayers n the ME & ya know what that means, yep - party time n Syria, killin' each other fast as they can reload! Yee Haw!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I have no clue who wrote this as "Anonymous" but it should go viral: "Food for Thought from Wall St." -- [cont.]

We are Wall Street. It's our job to make money. Whether it's a commodity, stock, bond, or some hypothetical piece of fake paper, it doesn't matter. We would trade baseball cards if it were profitable. I didn't hear America complaining when the market was roaring to 14,000 and everyone's 401K doubled every 3 years. Just like gambling, it's not a problem until you lose. I've never heard of anyone going to Gamblers Anonymous because they won too much in Vegas.

Well now the market crapped out, and even though it has come back somewhat, the government and the average Joes are still looking for a scapegoat. God knows there has to be one for everything. Well, here we are.

Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you're only going to hurt yourselves. What's going to happen when we can't find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what? We're going to take yours. We get up at 5 am and work until 10pm at a minimum or later. We're used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. We don't take an hour or more for a lunch break. We don't demand a union. We don't retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we'll eat that.

For years teachers and other unionized labor have had us fooled. We were too busy to notice. Do you really think that we are incapable of teaching 3rd graders and doing landscaping? We're going to take your cushy jobs with tenure and 4 months off a year and whine just like you that we are sooooo underpaid for building the youth of America. Say goodbye to your overtime and double time and a half. I'll be hitting grounders to the high school baseball team for $5K extra a Summer, thank you very much.

So now that we're going to [be] making $85,000 a year without upside, Joe Main street is going to have his revenge...right? Wrong! Guess what? We're going to stop buying the new $80K automobile, we aren't going to leave the 35% tip at our business dinners anymore. No more free rides on our backs. We're going to landscape our own backyards, wash our cars with a garden hoses in our driveways. Our money *was* your money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.

The difference is, you lived off of it, we rejoiced in it. The Obama administration and the Democratic National Committee might get their way and knock us off the top of the pyramid, but it's really going to hurt like hell for them when our fat asses land directly on the middle class of America and knock them to the bottom.

We aren't dinosaurs. We are smarter and more vicious than that, and we are going to survive. The question is, now that Obama and his administration are making Joe Main street our food supply...will he survive? And will they?

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If a contract [Solyndra loan] is illegal, it is VOID, prima faciae. Just sayin'...

Friday, October 21, 2011

Biden: "We're writing a brand new chapter in automotive history." Yep, to be named, "Drunk again, in Finland."

Fashion show tonite--U Mecca Me Hot Gay Bar & Rib Joint, Tripoli. B there or b square. Free shooters, $1.50 a slab!

Guaranteed to turn heads on Friday "prayers" day :-)

The National Zoo in Washington, DC has lots 'o man eaters! Loose them now! They're hungry! Marxists are tasty [probably a bit chewy]!

This would NOT be a good day for some loser with an Obama bumper sticker to cut me off in traffic - consider yosef warned!

Good God! What hath God wrought! Al Gore backed Finnish automaker gets loan from US http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125383160812639013.html

Hopefully, some good Samaritan will loose the wild animals on the Hill! Do it now!!!

Yes, of course, I live in constant fear of being raped! Get some rape cops out there now - pass it now you cretins! Damnable idiots!

Now, the IDIOT has financed an auto manufacturer in Finland! Hell, why don't we just finance a professional baseball team in Kenya! Moron!

Monday, October 17, 2011

OWS peeps were largely missing a strong father figure and a cupped hand across the face about daily [cont.]

until they learned proper folkways & mores - they are devoid of a moral character. A wee bit of time in Sunday School & Church would not have hurt a bit either. These are the freaks we used to beat hell out of on the playground :-)

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Uganda, Somalia, Kenya, name 'em all - veritable sewers, tribes that have been killing each other since [cont.]

time immortal. Issue them ALL guns & they'll take care of the problem in no time.

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Simplest way 2 look @ the Debt Ceiling: Let's say u come home from work & find there has been a sewer [cont.]

backup n ur home & u have sewage up 2 ur ceilings. What do u think u should do? Raise the ceilings or pump out the shit? Ur choice. Vote wisely Nov. 2012. If u said, raise the ceiling, u will likely vote 4 the Idiot!

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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Too hot to fish, too hot for golf, but it’s too cold back home

I Only Have Eyes for You, But Look What I've Got for Your Sister

I'm So Miserable without You, It's Like Having You Here

I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life

I Just Couldn't Leave Her Behind Alone

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

I Still Miss You Baby, but My Aim's Gettin' Better

It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad

If Whiskey Were a Woman I'd Be Married For Sure

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?

How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?

If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out by Now

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissin’ You Goodbye

She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips but Now It's All Over

The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin' Back For Lunch

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer

If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will

Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, through the Goalposts of Life

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

Irish Virginity Test: Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if [cont.]

his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit--a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel." Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?" The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see", you hit her with the shovel. :-)

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Howdy boys & girls, it's Saturday & U know what that means, football - NOBAMA! Praise Be to God!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

After the SEALs and SPECOPS troops were murdered, why did you, Hussein Obama, release that information [cont.]

to the public? Prediction: You will answer these questions in court, hopefully a Military Tribunal just before the firing squad sends you to Sheol to join your Muslim Brotherhood & their 72 goats!

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Who ordered the SEALs and SPECOPS troops to use the National Guard Chinook, Hussein Obama? God's gonna [cont.]

deep-fry your ass like corn fritters! You are EVIL!

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Why did you identify members of Seal Team Six Obama? You're either stupid or a co-conspirator in mass [cont.]

murder! May you rot in Sheol with other followers of the False Prophet, aka Anti-Christ!

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Dialia Mogahed, Muslim Brotherhood, Obama appointee from Egypt. describes herself a communicator to the [cont.]

president & other public officials of “what it is Muslims want.” I describe her as a whore straight from Allah, aka Lucifer, a figment of the lucrative imagination of his followers aka sheep.

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Rashad Hussain, Muslim Brotherhood, of Indian origin who is Obama's American Ambassador to the 52 nation [cont.]

organization of Islamic countries. Get this scum outta my country Hussein Obama, you sorry son of a bitch!

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Who r u Obama!? The audacity of bringing the Muslim Brotherhood to the nation's capitol! Sorry son of a [cont.]

Bitch! I wish you the worst God can hand down! Karma [God Will Get You] is HELL!

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Muslim Brotherhood connected, Navy Cmdr. Youssef Aboul-Enein, & Jocelyne Cesari, a Muslim convert who [cont.]

previously worked with Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, both of whom teach at colleges within the National Defense University. In the military too you sorry son of a bitch!

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Muslim B'hood connected, Syrian-born Kareem Shora, who is Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano’s [cont.]

senior policy adviser. Get this scum out of my country you scum!

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Muslim B'hood connected, Arif Alikhan, who was assistant Homeland Security secretary 4 policy development [cont.]

& is now a distinguished visiting professor of homeland security & counterterrorism at the National Defense University. Get this scum out of this country! Low-life punk posing as a president!

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Other Muslim Brotherhood connected agents in Obama Administration: Arif Alikhan, Kareem Shora, Navy Cmdr. [cont.]

Youssef Aboul-Enein and Jocelyne Cesari. Are you kidding me you low-life son of a bitch! These people are lower than whale shit!

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Azizah al-Hibri, an Obama appointee, served on the advisory board of the American Muslim Council & made [cont.]

joint appearances with its leader Abdurahman Alamoudi. Now defunct, the AMC was a front group for the U.S. Muslim Brotherhood, and Alamoudi was the Brotherhood’s top leader in America. He is now behind bars as one of al-Qaida’s top fundraisers in America. Why is this whore not in prison?

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Azizah al-Hibri, whore for the Muslim Brotherhood, claims the Saudi criminal justice system is more moral [cont.]

than the American one because it accepts blood money from murderers. Slut is an Obama appointee!

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Azizah Y al-Hibri - why is this whore an Obama appointee? was appointed by President Barack Obama 2 serve [cont.]

to serve as a commissioner on the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom. Can you say ties to Muslim Brotherhood?

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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

What you don't/should know is that, 20% of the D party r Marxists & now control the party - the tail is [cont.]

waggin' the dog. We 80% who are real Democrats are either gonna cut off that tail, or shoot the dog. Two choices. Suck it up & deal. Don't like it, un-follow, especially on my FB! Don't need ya. I'm not posting this again so read this & STFU! I live out here, know what I'm talking about, know the DNC freaks, you don't!

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If u lived thru the recessions of the 70s & 80s, u KNOW this was a wimpy recession in cp. Of course, [cont.]

Obama's sheep weren't alive then - thus, he depends on ignorance, kinda like islam. Taqiyya, Mr. "Prez"!!! If it were not for ignorance, neither would survive.

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