czar, cabinet, chef, dog pooper-scooper, nada!
3-Heck with beer, it’s cocktails for minors – have a Bourbon summit like real men!
4-Spent 4 years in the 51st through 57th states – they love him there.
5-Declared Congress a hostile witness & banned them from all official events.
6-Skip Ramidan & invited all of Ireland to the White House for supper instead – they are actually fun.
7-Actually have American prayers, replete w/ yodeling, rather than calling hogs on Fridays.
8-Elected officers on the Fishy List, made me Chairman.
9-Declared the Federal District of Columbia a Disaster and place it on the list of Toxic Waste Sites.
10-Declared Dick Cheney as Czar of Hunting & Fishing on White House outings.
3-Heck with beer, it’s cocktails for minors – have a Bourbon summit like real men!
4-Spent 4 years in the 51st through 57th states – they love him there.
5-Declared Congress a hostile witness & banned them from all official events.
6-Skip Ramidan & invited all of Ireland to the White House for supper instead – they are actually fun.
7-Actually have American prayers, replete w/ yodeling, rather than calling hogs on Fridays.
8-Elected officers on the Fishy List, made me Chairman.
9-Declared the Federal District of Columbia a Disaster and place it on the list of Toxic Waste Sites.
10-Declared Dick Cheney as Czar of Hunting & Fishing on White House outings.
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