Census returns ain't goin' too well. Word on the streets is that incentives are being considered--a [cont.]

government motors golf cart, a hybrid leaf blower, a spayed unicorn, a year's supply of government approved light bulbs w/ hazardous disposal uniform--powered by helium, a gift certificate for a Michelle Obama hairdo at your favorite sheep shire, an lb. of California medicinal pot, a government health care certificate w/ AMD included, etc. Send your suggestions to: Barry, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC 20005

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