He seemed to be doing everything wrong, yet everything came out right. He stopped everything behind the plate and hit everything in front of it." - Mel Ott, about Yogi Berra
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Casey Stengel on Yogi Berra
They say he's funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?" - Casey Stengel, about Yogi Berra
Hank Aaron to Yogi Berra
Yogi, I came up here to hit, not to read - Hank Aaron in the 1958 World Series an answer to Berra after being told to turn his bat around so he could 'read' the label and not break the bat.
Carmen Berra to Yogi (Berra)
You are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Carmen Berra (Yogi's wife) "Surprise me." - Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra's New Watch
He'd fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch - Casey Stengel, about Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra--Fork in the Road
My personal favorite: When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra--Gotta Be Careful
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra--Funerals
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra [vintage Yogi :-)]
Yogi Berra--Thick Towels
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on Little League
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on Soccer Moms
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on Bats
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?" Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on Kids
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on Yankees
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on Fans
If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on Streaking
I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on Sandy Koufax
I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five. Yogi Berra
Bum Phillips on Relationships
Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by BobCostas why he takes his wife on all road trips Phillips responded: Because she's too d^%$ ugly to kiss good-bye.
Actual quotes by famous college athletes:
Coach--Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
Actual quotes by famous athletes:
I said, son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy? He said, Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
Actual quotes by famous athletes: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison [cont.]
for three years, not Princeton ."
Actual quotes by famous athletes: "You guys line up alphabetically by height; and you guys pair up in [cont.]
groups of three, and then line up in a circle."
I Love Christmas lights.
They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together, half
don't work, and the ones that do aren't all that bright.
don't work, and the ones that do aren't all that bright.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Can't stand this airhead, Obama spokesperson, Sally Kohn. She taught the only class Obama ever attended [cont.]
- How to lie like a bass fisherman.
Damn! "GI Joe & Lillie", Oakridge Boys. How did he ever make it to the end? U may not--must listen/see: [cont.]
http://bit.ly/vxFYUG Thank you Rita for sending this to us!
Obama 2012 very excited abt the 1,000,000th tel. conversation w/ volunteers--how 'bout a l'il less talk [cont.]
& a lot more action!? These people are stupid!
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
I haven't left my house n days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories r abt the [cont.]
election; all the commercials r 4 Viagra & Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection...either way we're getting screwed! -- Bette Midler.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Very important election n VA tomorrow - GOP needs 2 take Senate, crucial 4 winning VA n 2012. Volunteer [cont.]
NOW 4 poll watching to prevent election fraud. If I, a democrat, am volunteering 4 the GOP, why not YOU?
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Let’s see, I pray n the floor, my head up someone’s butt, my wife wears a full-length sheet w/2 eye holes,[cont.]
can’t drink, can’t eat pork, can’t see women neked; yep, I’d wanna kill anyone who could too.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Duck goes to the pharmacist, says to him, I need some protection. Pharmacist returns w/ the product, asks [cont.]
the duck, ya want me 2 put these on your bill? Duck says, What kinda duck ya think I am!
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