Question: If you could live forever, would you & why?Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995
Monday, February 6, 2012
Should Obama Be Czar?
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed & it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman [Should be an Obama Czar]
Food Stamps Expired
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina [These people likely vote and drive a car :-O
Thursday, February 2, 2012
All 77 Counties in Oklahoma Again Voted NO Obama
Let me see...ALL 77 counties in OK! voted against Obama. Will Rogers is from OK! Will Rogers said, can fool some of the people some of the time but not all the people all the time." Coincidence? I think NOT. OK! The only state in the Union that got it 100% RIGHT !!! The only state pronounced, NOT stupid.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Lincoln Said Our Death by Suicide
Lincoln stated that not all the armies of the world could ever, by force, be strong enough to take a drink from the Ohio or walk through our mountains. If destruction be our lot, it is death by suicide.
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