Monday, April 26, 2010

Problem: Chicago is having big problem w/ shootings [which can't be possible since they have gun control] (cont.)

Solution: Issue guns to EVERYONE in Chicago. Problem will take care of itself in about a month.

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When these cute daughters of ours, now wearing butt floss & boob tubes, are forced to don a burka, a lone [cont.]

ranger mask & check out of school, then I will consider it poetic justice for their support for this chicago mob boss in the WH & will gleefully remind them of it.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Obama has decided that there will no longer be a "National Day of Prayer" held in May. [cont.]

He doesn't want to offend anybody. Where was his concern about offending Christians last January when he allowed the Muslims to hold a day of prayer on the capitol grounds. As a Christian American "I am offended." If you agree, copy and paste no matter what religion you are; this country was built on Freedom!!!

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

There's a reason half the country doesn't complain about taxes--lazy bastards don't pay any. That's the [cont.]

same reason those who do pay taxes try to avoid them--lazy bastards :-)

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Now, if Donald Trump says we're looking stupid in China [Obama's hey boy Geithner], how stupid must we look? Like a chimp pickin' nits?

Word is that if you actually answer your door to census takers [ACORN] and can be declared mentally not [cont.]

deranged by an ObamaCare Certified Health Care Professional, you may be eligible for a 6-month cruise in the Gulf of Aden, the Indian Ocean and the Arabian Sea, cocktails on one of the picturesque isles just off the east coast of Somalia and an all expenses paid vacation to some of the tourista hot spots on the Somalia mainland. Bring your own AK-47, not supplied.

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Census returns ain't goin' too well. Word on the streets is that incentives are being considered--a [cont.]

government motors golf cart, a hybrid leaf blower, a spayed unicorn, a year's supply of government approved light bulbs w/ hazardous disposal uniform--powered by helium, a gift certificate for a Michelle Obama hairdo at your favorite sheep shire, an lb. of California medicinal pot, a government health care certificate w/ AMD included, etc. Send your suggestions to: Barry, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC 20005

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Will Obama's diplomatic wonders never cease--Karzai to join Taliban--what's next, Medvedev to join Nazi [cont.]

Party, Putin to join Girl Scouts, Bibi to take Catholic communion? I may become a Druid...

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Memo to Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood: Margaret, how 'bout we just all go gay [cont.]

& you won't have to worry about birth control from us "breeders"?

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Tennessee spawned Al [ice] Gore & now Steve Cohen. Can we now finally put it on roller skates, [cont.]

move it to California where it belongs and rid the South of this incubator of riff raff, sewer rats, socialists and general human waste?

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I should add, as an addendum to the previous post, that these idiots @ WH & Congress consider T. Jefferson [cont.]

as a dangerous man but consider Che Guevara, Castro, Marx, Engels, Lenin as saints that the Messiah just forgot to name, obviously an oversight on his part.

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I am practically convinced these, long on Bulls**t, short on comprehension, Chicago mobsters [WH] & their [cont.]

hit men in Congress will are so dense and self-absorbed that nothing short of a full revolt, as advocated by Jefferson, will get their ADD attention.

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"Judge" Liu Liu aka Looney is correct--the Constitution should be open to change/ adaptation; [cont.]

the framers gave us specific instructions how to do this, via the States but it does not include revision from the bench--MORON!

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Monday, April 5, 2010

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive...[cont.]

Better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep...but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis

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